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lynzave:

geezjenner:

lynzave:

I’m legitimately amazed at the fact that women can actually grow a person in their uterus without even trying

and then the people CRAWL OUT OF THEIR VAGINA

COVERED IN ECTOPLASM 


AND NO ONE EVEN TRIES TO KILL IT LIKE THAT’S A COMPLETELY NORMAL OCCURRENCE FOR US

I don’t think the person writing this realizes that they crawled out of a uterus once

I was a C section check your privilege

tastefullyoffensive:

Wolfram Alpha, you are drunk.

tastefullyoffensive:

Wolfram Alpha, you are drunk.

w0lfwinch:

Time stood still, the way it did before. It’s like I’m sleepwalking.

w0lfwinch:

Time stood still, the way it did before. It’s like I’m sleepwalking.

cannibalsuxx:

My nephew taped his little brother to my nieces skateboard..

cannibalsuxx:

My nephew taped his little brother to my nieces skateboard..

hersw33t3std0wnfall:

What’s 2 plus 2. Gonorrhea. I cracked up.

Yes.

Lyric art?Death For My Birthday Lyrics by Say Anything

stelmarias:

Advice from Adventure Time (x)